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Friday, October 9, 2009

I try not to blog about politics...

considering the heartache of the 2008 election, but Obama is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize why exactly??

Apparently it's because he has inspired globally and has a vision for a world without nuclear weapons.

Ookay, so pretty speeches and a "vision."

Well, Hitler was also pretty charismatic and we all know that all the beauty pageant contestants really want is world peace so my question is:

When should the Miss America contestants be expecting their prizes? Will they have a procession of the girls like in the swimsuit competition? Will they do the princess wave? "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, wrist."

One post online responding to this whole Nobel Peace price thing had me in a fit of giggles. You will have had to have seen the movie "Chicago" to appreciate it.


"Obama is a celebrity not a president. I would have loved to have an experienced well deserving Black President but IMO hes not it.

I am a strong believer that for his term the Presidential anthem should be changed to "Razzle Dazzle"

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise!"

Here's the YouTube (the song starts about a minute into the clip)

Now visualize Obama in a glittery tux doing jazz hands on the White House steps.

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