Little has a co-leader for the toddler revolution!

As a baby, Little often put her fist in the air, which we affectionately referred to as her "Power to the Babies!" pose.

When I stumbled across this, I developed church giggles at my desk.

I'm in a funk today...

so much so that I Googled "How to snap out of a funk." Yes, I'm a nerd. This search ultimately resulted in me discovering an inspirational and life-changing website.

LOLCats

Bwahaha.

Funk resolved. What can I say? I'm easily entertained.



Enjoy.

So a boss walks into an office...

Here's the funny of the day. Perhaps I should have been more embarrassed, but I'm far less affected by things these days. So I will share.

My boss had just stopped in to talk about bad coworker. He left. He came back in a few minutes later to show me a CNN article he thought was interesting.

I had my iTunes set to play my "energizing" playlist.

The current track? "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry.

Classic.

Funny moment of the day

So I'm not at my sharpest today. I got up at 3:15 to take on the crowds for Black Friday and pulled back into the driveway at around 6:45 to get something to eat and drop off all the bags before heading out to work. I had picked up some breakfast, but for the sake of being productive, I grabbed one of the giant Target bags, along with purse, my food bag and my drink to carry inside as well. As you can imagine, it was pretty quiet at that time of day. I had stopped to talk for a minute with our neighbor, but he had gone into his house already.

I was halfway across the garage when our baby nephew Connor's present started talking to me from inside the bag.

This is how my drink ended up on the garage floor.

That was a surprise. I was on the schedule to come in at 9 this morning, but since I got done shopping sooner than expected, I attempted to call my coworker (the bad one. The good one is on vacation today.) to let her know I'd be in by 8:30 at the latest. I tried her back line. I tried her front line. Repeatedly. The after hours message kept coming on. I left a message for my supervisor so he wouldn't be panicking since I now suspected I'd be flying solo today, that I would be there soon. I got here and confirmed, yes, Virginia, she did in fact call in sick.

I'm shocked!

You know, it doesn't surprise me, but if she wanted to take the day off, she should have taken the day off rather than bailing last minute. Now, if you don't know the story of my coworker, don't jump to judge me here. I'm sure she's sick. You know, sort of like how I'm sure Joan Rivers has never had plastic surgery.

I have a funny.

It took me 3 hours of being at work to finally realize--

Not only were my pants on backwards...

they were also inside out.

Yeeeeah.

Oh and tonight, Brady and I are shopping for dog sweaters. It's an interesting day in the neighborhood people.

For giggles--work dares

ONE-POINT DARES
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,”Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
11. Run 3 laps around the office.

THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as” Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. Call someone in the office, when they answer, say "I really can't talk right now I am very busy."
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up! All of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and cookies; smash each cookie with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer."If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything."

Funnies

Just wanted to share a few things I find endlessly amusing.

#1: This is just cute...

#2: There are moments when this is exactly what I feel like doing...hehehe, gotta love House
#3: There's a girl on one of the message boards I visit from time to time who has this picture in her siggy. For reasons unknown to myself, it makes me giggle everytime.